李灼光被一辆穿梭于各界的列车选中了，需要去各个世界收集列车所需的物品。 其他的都还好，就是与他同乘一辆列车的队友有些难带。 “怎么是异界人啊？哦！会武功啊，也凑活。” “你怎么全身长毛？异界的妖怪啊，那没事了。” “怎么你们连任务面板都看不懂啊？唉！没有文字翻译功能啊，那算了。” “我再强调一遍，这是火车！不是龙神！不是龙神！怎么就跟你们说不通呢？！” “我真不是主祭，诶，诶！别跪，快起来！” “那不是我召唤的神罚，只是友伤惩罚！” “唉，累了，不想解释了，先上车再说！”本书又名：《被迫与异界人队友攻略剧情世界，唯独我能读懂简体中文任务面板》《异界人能有什么坏心思呢？ 》《想要当上列车长的我被迫成为龙神主祭》（PS：简介被编辑骂，被读者骂，已经改过很多次了，实在没辙了。 所以在此声明，简介仅作为参考，实际内容以正文为准。）
Yue Buqun heaved a long sigh and said, "Even if you follow the path of the Sword Sect, that would be fine. But you..." Yu Lianzhou was heartbroken and said, "If I had known you would be like this, I would have passed on the Tiger Claw Extinction Hand to you." Qiu Chuji was helpless: "Evil!" You... You... Alas! "Master, please go and ask your uncle for the 'Nine Yin Manual' for you." " Uncle Jiu shook his head by holding his forehead and said, "This is the 'Corpse Refining Technique', and this is the 'Taiyin Form Refining Technique'. Stop messing with those crashy things of yours. I'm afraid that one day when the Patriarch descends to the mortal world to clean up the household, he'll clean up me as well." " (PS: This book doesn't provide a brain storage area. If you don't need that thing to read this book, just throw it away.) PS2: This book is also known as "Urgently Seeking Anti-Harmony Patches, Waiting Online" and "What's Dirty or Not? As Long As It Works Well".